Aerobed is sending a clear message to its customers: their line of air mattresses– whether it's the 17" One-Touch Comfort or the Elevated Queen 18"Airbed– are NOT to be used for premarital sex. PERIOD.
Aerobed, whose parent company is the Wichita, Kansas based Coleman Company, Inc., is making it abundantly clear that they will not tolerate unmarried intercourse on their inflatable vinyl beds. Their patented stability base provides extra support for married house guests who are staying over, not for two lust-addled young people to hungrily fuck without committing to the eternal vows of matrimony.
Even their box graphics clearly show a young couple not just betrothed but 100% married, as indicated by the happy groom's prominent band. So if they do agree to engage in sexual congress on this airbed, whereby he takes his erect penis and thrusts it into her moistened, lubricated vagina, it's allowed under the eyes of God and not some tawdry, illicit affair that would damn their souls to hell.
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