Jallo!
This is Kurtzmann at front desk! I say hello to all of you all every day! It become my turn to send out reminder that sheets of time be submit today before end of today. Please do so now so that I can let you out of building! I am kidding- I am not allowed to do that for real life. Happy face.
Here they are:
935888 - Status meeting re-rescheduling
525001 - Arguing that At The Drive In! is more influential than TV On The Radio
313208 - Demanding your donated plasma back
712204 - Convincing HR that whipping out your dick is a religious practice
533788 - Preparing your rhymes for tonight's battle cipher
891341 - Bonding with the mail room guys over hating geese
118270 - Making a stipple portrait of John Oliver by throwing pencils at the ceiling
424728 - Giving head to the Dominos guy because you forgot your wallet
661820 - Fishing your smartphone out of the toilet
484012 - Really turning this place around
920130 - Pleading with a bear
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