Alex Jones is a batshit cockdick. His extreme right lies have been lovingly handcrafted from artisanal bullshit and blended with hand-yanked suckwackery to bring you a varietal of potent shitshittery that goes down smooth to the dumbfucks who want to hear it. He and Info Wars have graciously given EADJ a preview of the tenuous nonfactual connections and manufactured fictions that they are about to squeeze from their buttocks to your willing ears. Here are a few things to look forward to from them:
• Camelot Music was started by a young Hillary Clinton in the 80s to spread AIDS on cassette
• Changing rooms are infected with CIA gonorrhea to convert Christians to slutty gay squirrels
• Since 2006, all Democratic house members have been elaborate overhead transparencies
• The musical group Maroon 5 gets a royalty check every time someone says the word "empowered."
• The show "Goof Troop" was pretty good• Wendy's chili is actually made from the meat of killed Native American DACA protesters
• Vermont isn't a real state but a marketing scam perpetuated by liberals Ben & Jerry.
• Impotent conservative rage doesn't actually make your dick shrink. That's from cocaine.
• Oprah and Lady Gaga run weekly lesbian vegan satanic drug orgies from Build-A-Bear Workshops.
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