Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of October 9

Twitter is the tool of tools. The mouthpiece of morons. The megaphone of ultra-douches. But even the tooliest douches refuse to use the following hashtags. So go ahead and emblazon your dumb tweets with them yourself, you bottom-feeder:

#gazellepussy

#abstinencefetish

#MarioKartfairness

#PuncturedLungIdol

#knittedcrackpipecozy

#TedCruzinalobsterbib

#KochBrotherscrowdfunding

#PantsOnTheGrounddubstepremix

#HarveyWeinsteinteambuildingexercise