1) The dance room isn't actually interactive. The stupid lights will blink and flash whether you dance or not. A ripoff, really.
2) Not the weirdest place on the Wharf. The weirdest place on the Wharf is actually a section of sidewalk where some guy hiding as a bush scares the shit out of tourists and then asks for change.
3) "Tattoos cover 95% of my body!" Not true. I dated her, and it's a mere 93%. I measured it.
4) "Made entirely of CAR PARTS." False. There are clearly minivan, delivery truck, and hybrid crossover parts in there.
5) Times up. You're too old to breakdance.
6) "Odditorium, San Francisco." Redundant.
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