Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To HBO Max This Month

HBO Max periodically renews or cancels series or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to HBO Max this month:

• C.H.U.D.: The Chuddening

• Trashy Women At Customer Service

• Passive Aggressive Notes From My Mother That I Turned Into a Screenplay

• Dragons and Boobs

• Past-His-Prime Comedian Workshops Some New Bullshit

• Flirtatious Donkey Animated Series

Here are the shows and movies that HBO Max will be removing from their lineup this month:

• Suck My Balls: The Boba Tea Story

• Crawlspace! The Musical

• 16 Hours of Nickelback Working on Their 2008 Album "Dark Horse"

• Unboxing: The Horror Movie

• A History of Colons

• A Roomful of YouTubers and IG Influencers, All With Nail Guns

• Pull It Real Good: Why Spinderella Quit Salt 'N Pepa

Bank Pen Holder Was Shocked.

Bank Pen Holder was shocked.

Baked Goods Wrapper Dispenser stayed on Snapchat.

The Two Remaining Cylons were nervous.

Paper Towel Dispenser giggled behind his shades.

Delivery Van was quite amused.

Upside Down Car Icon was scandalized.

Upside Down Sailboat became a Stoned Alien.

Aloe Water Bottles were VERY SURPRISED.

Salmon Steaks sat there like the Judge from Pink Floyd's "The Wall":

Crayola Boba Fett continued to monitor the situation.

Buck Toothed Garbage Bin couldn't believe it.

House wished it were somewhere else.

Gas Pump Nozzle Holder thought about his sad lot in life.

But Garage Light Sensor thought everything was GREAT!

A Few More Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Previous entries on this subject can be seen here.

For years now, Ariana Grande has presented herself as a dimply, aw-shucks pop songstress that's just as cute as a baby button. But EADJ has a list of 20 things that happen to be cuter than her:

1. Cartoon caterpillars

2. Jane Wiedlin (circa 1989)

3. Otters holding hands while floating

4. A Sanrio version of Snuggles the fabric softener bear

5. Finger sandwiches

6. The Flintstone vitamin of Dino

7. Satin short shorts for American Girl dolls

8. Keith, the host at Olive Garden in San Mateo, California

9. those tiny rubber bands that used to go on people's braces

10. flute solos

11. fat men who can't do somersaults

12. Toffifay

13. Pluto still hanging in there

14. The lowercase letters of the Century Gothic font

15. The tiny island of Tubou in Fiji

16. Minecraft pigs

17. Nightlight bulbs

18. Calling an amputated limb a "boo-boo"

19. Airplane bottles of wine

20. The word "shew"

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of April 7

You hate Twitter. I hate Twitter. He hates Twitter. She hates Twitter. They hate Twitter. Vous hatez Twitter. So use these underused hashtags in your stupid feed:

#myspace

#chinkdick

#epiduralsformen

#cubiclecunnilingus

#istillgetNetflixDVDs

#commonlawsexslaves

#Pringlesduckbillinlabia

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#DesertStormcamouflagespandex

#takethisjobandletmekeepitbecauseIneedthebenefits

#thelastmattressyou'lleverbuybecauseyou'redyingtomorrow

#guacamolewaterballoonholyshitthisisactuallyaprettygoodidea