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One Cannot Think Well, Love Well and Sleep Well If One Has Not Pathmarked Well.

Happy Valentine's Day From EADJ

Dear beloved readers,

Let this entry read as a personal Valentine's card, just for you.

We love you and cannot wait to spend more time with you.

We love you so much, it's distracting us from our studies.

Love,

Eat A Dick Joel

And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Add A New Remote To The Nintendo Wii

1) Press and release the SYNC button just below the batteries on the Wii Remote; the Player LED on the front of the Wii Remote will blink.

2) While the lights are still blinking, quickly press and release the red SYNC button on the Wii console.

3) When the Player LED blinking stops and stays lit, the syncing is complete.

And speaking of staying lit, don't get drunk if you want me to take you to the airport. Security won't let you get through, and I'll be wasting my gas driving you back to the casino. Stay safe, kids.

Fashion/Song Lyrics Round Up

Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sari.

Now whip it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Take the A train

Try to find it

Where the fuck is it

So, Senator,

So, Janitor,

So long for a while

Remember, You're never fully dressed

Without a smile! 

On a warm summer's eve

On a train bound for nowhere

I met up with the gambler

We were both too tired to sleep

So we took turns a-starin'

Out the window at the darkness

The boredom overtook us, he began to text

You oughta be in pictures,

You're wonderful to see,

You oughta be in pictures, 

Oh what a hit you would be! 

My Adidas

walked through concert doors

and roamed all over coliseum floors

I stepped on stage, at Live Aid

All the people gave and the poor got paid

[No lyrics, just instrumental traditional Bolivian music]

Maddening.

What compels people to do what they do? What could be the possible explanation for some things? I found this on a sidewalk in Brooklyn:



I looked on the Internet, and there's no band website that pops up (yet). So, why did someone write "The Sewage Worms" on a nametag? Was it part of a creative writing exercise? Some sort of label for a display about actual sewage worms? Did someone change their name to "The?"


There are some things Wikipedia, Google, and the information desk at the Crabtree Valley Mall in Raleigh, North Carolina have no answer for.