Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of May 4

For your reference, here are the top- er, bottom Twitter hashtags that no one is using. Want to use these on your own tweets? Knock yourself out:

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#McRibbones

#jiffylubecoffee

#aladdertomypubes

#notwithoutmydaughter2

#pinchingthehulk'snipples

#featuringPitbullT-PainandSia

#madeleinealbrightcunnilingus

#askmeificareiactuallydowhyisthatsurprising

#dudei'msobakedican'tevenrememberthatpothasbeenlegalizedalready