Monday, May 11, 2015

The Avengers: Age of Forced Corporate Tie-Ins

To coincide with the recent release of Marvel's "Avengers: Age of Ultron," Subway announced a "Simple $6 Menu," assigning a different sandwich to each of Earth's Mightiest Heroes (no hero/hero pun there? Shame). Here is the menu:

HEY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY! I'M TAKING A PICTURE HERE! Stupid sandwich artist. Here is the menu:

And here are the tenuous connections that we can draw from superhero to sandwich:

Excels- (burp) -ior!

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