Tuesday, May 19, 2015

This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

And now is the time where we judge mixtapes solely by their cover:


CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT?! ELECTRICITY GOING THROUGH THIS BITCH! LOOK HOW EXCITED WE ARE!!!!!!!!!


"Come on, tell us. What's your password? JANEY? JANEY5? You can tell us. JSMITH? JANESMITH8? JANEPASSWORD9? Come on, give it to us already. JSUSER? MYNAMEISJANE35? JANE-SMITH-ISME?"


Not sure if this is a mixtape or Rated M for Mature for the Xbox 360.


Believe it or not, this album was released earlier this year, and not in 1998 at a Sam Goody / Coconuts in one of those long CD boxes.


NOT PHOTOSHOPPED



Uh, whoa. Okay. Pass.


I swear if you blur your eyes, it looks like this guy is squatting and grabbing his naked crotch.


The stuff of hip hop nightmares.






You just know that when marijuana is eventually legalized nation-wide, there will be a whole cottage industry of weed-based hip hop that will suffer. Real talk.

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