Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Here Are Your Job Numbers


Billing on the 28th floor just sent a memo over. Please use these job numbers when filling out your timesheets for this week and next week:

475822 - Sensitivity Training For Executives

829910 - Explaining Why The Asian Character From "2 Broke Girls" Isn't Racist

901335 - Doing Timesheets

272453 - Confidential Fart Technology Seminar

496201 - Kicking Ass

043298 - Taking Names

942322 - Photoshopping Your Mother's Face Onto Things

607092 - Reducing The Creme In a Double Stuf Oreo So It's A Normal One

837602 - Memorizing The "Thriller" Dance

110092 - Talking Through A Burp

882913 - Getting 'Faced

871374 - Getting Pantsed

917111 - Defending Staind / Puddle Of Mudd

804244 - Masturbating To HGTV

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