Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Here Are Your Job Numbers
Billing on the 28th floor just sent a memo over. Please use these job numbers when filling out your timesheets for this week and next week:
475822 - Sensitivity Training For Executives
829910 - Explaining Why The Asian Character From "2 Broke Girls" Isn't Racist
901335 - Doing Timesheets
272453 - Confidential Fart Technology Seminar
496201 - Kicking Ass
043298 - Taking Names
942322 - Photoshopping Your Mother's Face Onto Things
607092 - Reducing The Creme In a Double Stuf Oreo So It's A Normal One
837602 - Memorizing The "Thriller" Dance
110092 - Talking Through A Burp
882913 - Getting 'Faced
871374 - Getting Pantsed
917111 - Defending Staind / Puddle Of Mudd
804244 - Masturbating To HGTV
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