EADJ Checks In On You

No, this isn't a special occasion or holiday. There's no EADJ anniversary or even important announcement. We're just checking on you, making sure everything's all right on your end.

Are you good? Do you need anything? You seem a little quiet lately. Maybe you've just been busy with work or school or your marriage. Just wanted to let you know that we've noticed and we're over here in case you ever need us. No pressure.

You short on money? We can spot you a little. Not a lot, but whatever you need till the end of the month.

That's it. You keep doing you, and we'll check in on you later. Your hair looks great, by the way.

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20 Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Pop star Ariana Grande will have you believe that she's the cutest, dimpliest, most adorable thing on the planet. Here, however, are twenty things in existence that are actually cuter than Ariana Grande, much to her chagrin:

1. Pigs in a blanket with baby corn next to it

2. Baby otters holding hands while floating on their backs

3. Pikachu

4. Pug puppies

5. Dewey from "Malcolm In The Middle"

6. Dwarf weddings

7. Ringbearers at dwarf weddings

8. Mini corn muffins

9. The Build A Bear Workshop hold music

10. The one guy in One Direction who doesn't look like he's wearing a wig backwards

11. U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen G. Breyer

12. Luxembourg

13. Kittens (every breed)

14. Mini Vaseline tubs

15. That new rolling droid in the "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" teaser trailer

16. Mexican children

17. Kermit's nephew Robin

18. My wife when she tries to suppress a sneeze

19. The word "eke"

20. Newborn Hobbits with tufts of hair on their tiny feet

Suck it, Ariana! Eke!