Burning Questions

1) Who is Big "D?"

2) Is Big "D" a company or a man?

3) If it is a man, why does he go by "Big D," rather than the nice name like Douglas or Donovan that his mother gave him?

4) Is he big like muscular, or fat?

5) Is Big D not a U.S. citizen, or was that part of the sign redundant?

6) If he is not a U.S. citizen, is Big D's healthcare paid for fully, in case he gets sick or in an accident?

7) Does Big D look down on the USA for not adopting truly universal healthcare, like other First World countries?

8) What time is his break?

9) Is there a "Missus D?" If not, why hasn't Big D found the right woman yet? Or is he gay?

10) If he is gay, does Big D resent or appreciate all the big dick jokes he gets all the time at bars?

11) Why doesn't Donovan call his mother once in a while instead of frequenting gay bars every night?