"Life Without Liberty is Like a Body Without Pathmark."

Here Are The Shows That Are Being Removed And Added To Hulu This Month

Periodically, Hulu renews or cancels shows or movies based on viewer preferences. Here now are all the shows that will be added to Hulu this month:

• Shiv Monkeys

• Real Estate Typhoon

• Four Mothers and an Italian Son Who Won't Move Out

• Juggalo Lawyer

• Bitch Please: The Angela Lansbury Biography

Here are the shows and movies that Hulu is removing from their lineup this month:

• Dominatrix Librarian

• Two Stoners Roll Some Pierogis

• D Battery: A Journey Through the Body

• C.O.R.N.B.R.E.A.D. COPS

• Real But Worthless Antiques

Somehow Already, It's Time Again To Say Goodbye To All The Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

And this one isn't exactly a goodbye but is worth noting:

Goodbye! *Kiss!* Goodbye! *Wave!* Goodbye! Goodbye!

UAG

A Couple More Unwanted Taglines For An Old, Unseen Movie

Burning Questions

1) Who is Big "D?"

2) Is Big "D" a company or a man?

3) If it is a man, why does he go by "Big D," rather than the nice name like Douglas or Donovan that his mother gave him?

4) Is he big like muscular, or fat?

5) Is Big D not a U.S. citizen, or was that part of the sign redundant?

6) If he is not a U.S. citizen, is Big D's healthcare paid for fully, in case he gets sick or in an accident?

7) Does Big D look down on the USA for not adopting truly universal healthcare, like other First World countries?

8) What time is his break?

9) Is there a "Missus D?" If not, why hasn't Big D found the right woman yet? Or is he gay?

10) If he is gay, does Big D resent or appreciate all the big dick jokes he gets all the time at bars?

11) Why doesn't Donovan call his mother once in a while instead of frequenting gay bars every night?

Dick-a-Doodle Joel

Joel's dick-eating has been an influence on American culture for a while now, but the full extent has yet to be discovered.

Every day more walks of life seem to be heavily influenced by Joel eating dick:

• Cattlemen in Montana now call one of their lasso techniques "Joeling the Dick."

• Godfather's Pizzas everywhere serve a stale, round dessert called "Eat a Dick Joel, Seriously."

• When drunk, Belgians eat each others' dicks and scream "I'M JOEL!" in their native language.

• Tommy Hilfiger has launched a new sub-brand, named Joelly EatDicker.

• Joel himself has started a scrapbook of all the publications and church bulletins that mention him eating dick.

• The Dick Industry has reported a stunning 800% rise (huh huh) in profits since Joel's 16th birthday.

(pictured above, a jaded –and jade– Michelle Litos laughs as a tour group discovers the awesome and interesting industry called advertising)