Tuesday, August 26, 2014

We Don't Really Need Another Off-Brand TP Roundup, Do We?

Just a small one, then? Fine.


Brand: Blue Ribbon
Label: A blue ribbon, duh.
Feels Like: Sprinkling sand on a lathe and then straddling it.


Brand: Unknown white label brand
Label: Picture of a polar bear skeeting cocaine onto a giant tooth
Feels Like: Rutting a pine cone whilst riding a bumpy luge.


Brand: Greenlane
Label: Green disco lettering
Feels Like: Hiding the Necronomicon between your ass cheeks.

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