Hey what you want. Egg and bacon sandwich? Okay, here. Three dollar.
Okay, you. What you want. Coffee and muffin? Here. Two fifty. Cream and sugar over there.
Hey what you want. Bagel? We got plain, sesame, garlic, jalapeño-cheddar, onion, everything, cinnamon raisin, chocolate chip, poppy, blueberry, egg, salt, pumpernickel, whole wheat, cheddar, multi-grain, rye, honey whole-wheat everything. Onion bagel? Okay.
What you want on your onion bagel. Cream cheese? We got reduced fat plain, garlic & herb, strawberry, tijuana hot, vegetable, scallion, and honey almond.
Oh, you want it toasted? Okay (removes cream cheese). Okay, it's toasted. You want cream cheese? We got reduced fat plain, garlic & herb, strawberry, tijuana hot, vegetable, scallion, lox and honey almond.
No, lox is not the cream cheese flavor. Lox is lox. You want cream cheese and lox? What flavor cream cheese? We got reduced fat plain, garlic & herb, strawberry, tijuana hot, vegetable, scallion, and honey almond.
Okay, toasted onion bagel with vegetable cream cheese and lox. Three dollar.
What? You want six more bagels? Ah, fuck this shit. NO MORE BAGELS.
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