Monday, March 5, 2012

EADJ Spring Fashion Review


The Boy Scouts' motto is "Be Prepared," and Arthur is fully prepared for creeped-out looks and people moving away from him on the train in his shorts-and-thermal-socks combo and Ranger Rick hat.


Donna converts her old Pomeranian into a stylish tote bag. It's a perfect way for her to pay tribute to her former pet and have a way to carry her new toy poodle! Hannibalesque!


Wearing a turtle-shell backpack is lightweight, fun, and 100% effective as chick repellent. BACHELOR ON A HALF SHELL!


The forests of "Avatar" are the perfect place to find shredded blue pelts for a vest. That or Sesame Street.


Nothing says "European visitor" like a lenticular day-glo leather jacket and patchy acid washed jeans on a 40 year old.


Lots of garments make a statement, and Gus says, "I don't give a shit about my appearance" when he appears at Dunkin Donuts in pajama bottoms that read "The dog did it."


Chandellambra answers the question that nobody's been asking: "Who is fierce in them studded out stripper heels and polka dot tights?"



Sunbeam Rainbows makes sure her unshaved armpits are covered around food at her local Whole Foods Market in a Tibetan/Mayan/UrbanOutfitterian mashup outfit.


Barbra mixes safety with fasion: fishnet stockings over an anklet ensures that her semi-precious jewelry will never fall off!


Is that corndog halal? Kamia calls a friend in a delightful spring ensemble, which includes a tasseled Ralph Lauren khimar and Ugg boots.


Having matching luggage is nice, but make sure the brand name you use doesn't phonetically spell how much of an idiot you are.



Don't you hate it when the wind makes you look fat?


Adinda shows off her faith and her practicality in a smartphone-fitted hijab, leaving her hands free to enjoy a raspberry lemonade and to gesticulate to her friend who can't see her hand movements anyway.

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