Editor's Note: I hesitated to post this entry, but Andrew Gall encouraged me to, and I figured, fuck it.
So I was Googling Penthouse Pet Valentina Vaughn (above) whilst editing yesterday (don't ask), and I came across this gem of a welcome letter on a porn site:
"Thanks?" Talk about an abrupt ending to a letter. Kind of rude of her, really. Get you all hot and bothered, then sign off so casually?
Here now are some other abrupt endings that Ms. Vaughn had used in other welcome letters:
"I need a huge cock to fill my quivering pussy. KTHXBYE!"
"Your moist, sweat-covered balls tickle my asshole. SMELL YA LATER!"
"You tag my ass chicken-wing-style, making me cum like a freight train. SEACREST OUT!"
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