Thursday, August 30, 2007

Eating Dick Like It's Going Out of Joel


Is Joel coming back to Chicago?

That's what gossip blogs What Would Tyler Durden Do, I Don't Like You In That Way, The Superficial, A Socialite's Life, Perez Hilton, and What The Fuck Is Jessica Putting In Her Ass Crack are saying lately, now that the workload for the Creative Department at CK has increased.

Sources close to Ayana say that Joel might be doing a freelance gig, one that he hasn't done on site in over a year. These speculations, however, have been unconfirmed as of this posting; Joel's schedule hasn't even been consulted yet– and word has it that he's got an appointment to inspect the Dick-Eating Brigade in British Columbia later this week.

Stay tuned to EADJ for the latest in Joel news, dick-eating or otherwise.

(pictured above, a toy Joel bought at a rest stop gift shop that resulted in a $4,000,000 lawsuit)

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