Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Hecka-Breaking News!


In some sort of cosmic synchronicity, two separate doppelganger spottings have been reported today.

Flicklicker saw "a less brown, less confused looking, more fauxhawked version of Vince in the Michigan Plaza lobby" and reported it to EADJ authorities.

Then Matt Webb chimed in after coming across our original Shorter Fatter Version of Scott Peterson:

"Just had a sfvosp sighting... Jeans, green striped shirt and MANDLES, oh with socks."

Stay tuned for the latest in these developing stories. We now return you to "She Spies" on TNT, already in progress.

(pictured above, the best rendition of the SFVOSP that I could make, given that I had no drawing tools or scanner handy and was in the middle of eating a chicken caesar salad)

*****HECKA-BREAKING UPDATE:******

Andrew has reported a third doppelganger at Cramer-Krasselt: "we have a shorter, younger, darker-haired, just-as-friendly Phil Flickinger working as an intern. We just went to lunch with him."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

boogie down productions got a rap on that scrap. gonna eat till those croutons ain't feet. gonna jam till that lettuce mixed with the spam. that last one for vince, booya! spamalama. ding. dong. i might be back. but i still is gone.

Estoye said...

Is he back? Or she? Is it possible?

Anonymous said...

'tis more than possible inspector plum. 'tis da truth.. ruth.

Anonymous said...

Amy Burkhardt?