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SPECIAL WEATHER UPDATE:

Hurricane Dean started picking up more steam today, following several encounters which indicated a possible slowing down.

The towns of Decks, RH and Rozer, EM are still expected to be under watch from Hurricane Dean. The town of TVGui, DE, which has been hit several times in the past months, is also preparing for repeated assault.

Hurricane Dean's path has historically been wandering, going one way then seeming to second-guess itself and change its mind.

"Yeah, it's pretty baffling," said meteorologist Ryan Boblett of the National Weather Association, "You think Hurricane Dean wants to go one way, then when you prepare all day for it, Hurricane Dean comes at you at a completely different angle. Very frustrating."

More on Hurricane Dean's developments as it develops and blooms.