So Joel was off Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. He came in to work on Thursday to just pick up a paycheck, but Janice and Rashid convinced him to stay since he was the only one who knew how to adjust the deep fryer to make onion rings.
All that time off was enough for Joel to concentrate on his new terrible screenplay: the story of a young couple who love each other and want to get married but have to get Robin Williams' approval before walking down the aisle. Robin Williams will have plenty of room in the script to "improvise" and make "off-the-cuff" remarks while still staying in character– Joel has built these sections into the script labeled [ROBIN FUNNY]. He has also written his chimp servant as Robin Williams' parochial assistant, although the chimp servant has flatly refused to read for it. Maybe a chubby child...
Some Warner Brothers execs have expressed both interest and arousal from the budding screenplay. Two likeable (but not yet bankable) stars have signed up for the lead roles already: John Krasinki and pop singer Rihanna. Variety has lauded the studio for bravely depicting an interracial couple with its headline: MISCEGENATION RULEZ!
Warner Brothers have generously agreed to pay half of Joel's August rent in exchange for the completed screenplay. Joel is PSYCHED!
(pictured above, Kelly Clarkson bridges the generational gap between the insecure, useless, shoppy white chicks under 18 and the insecure, useless, shoppy white chicks over 18)
37 comments:
oh yeah. now this is what we talk about! hot pics. cool funny textual licks. all good things for a great weekend. merci! bonjour! bonjourno! rock it for the weekend bud. rock it! boo ya.
to the tune of da-do-run-run: "love ya david love ya. love ya david love ya. love you so much. love you david love ya. do. do. do. run. love ya david love ya." oh yeah! sing it baby!!!! all weekend long! and when i say long, i mean...
I don't do it for you Anonymous. I do it for Andrew.
don't you have anything better to do? like get out on the lake, what
no! no! do it for me!!! woo hoo. instant dialoge with esotye!!!! crazy cool.
I also do it for Ayana. And John Eckman. And Noel.
woo hoo! ayana and noel.
I just got back from the lake, what
don't care about eckman.
where is he anywhay.
I heart Emily Sander & Suz!
sure ya did. sure ya did. mitten top central! mitten top central!! woo hoo!!! choo choo! the train.
Eckman is guarding some gold at the end of a rainbow, btw.
sander loves ny.
sure he is. just like you got back from the lake. no, i believe you. and him. i have all my trust and faith in HIM.
until we next meet. i remain, anonymous.
(and not in any way Andrew Gall)
bladder.
stone.
pass it. pass it.
drinking a cup of olive oil should do the trick.
Da-d-run DMC. Kings of rock. Rock a bye baby. Baby in a corner. Corner Bakery! Dutch oven in the bed! Bed Stuy in da hizzy! Is he or isn't he? Stink-o-rama-llama-dingdong! The witch is dead? Sing a song of sixpence none the richer! Richer than Diddy! Placement congo horseback!
later estoye-gator. growl. hiss. wish we could kiss!
Later, Jim Korakis.
nice try e-man with your run d-ad. but no dice. not even close. gene can retouch better than you can rhyme. AND THAT A FACT. you can take it to the bank. and say hello to checkman while you're there.
Who the hell am I, by the way?
Darth Vader, Gator. Revenge of the Sith-head. Sith happens! Heavens to Betsy Jonson Wax! Wax poetic like magnetic! Ultramagnetic MC's like MC Hammertoes! Joe Baran the Red Baron! Phil McCracken Karakis McMac it is!
why oh why. why pretend to be me. drats. dinkle doo-dad. way to ruin my weekend. .... NOT! hahahaha love it! love it! woo hoo! hoot and holler. dady got a dollar. woop woop there it is!!! whoop there is is!!! whoot whoot. WEDDING TIPS WEDDING TIPS. bring'em'on!@
do it for me baby. do it for me.
no! do it for me!!! me!!! ALL ME!!!!!!!! (and Mel K.)
This is all cock.
what goes up. must come down. spinning wheel. got to go round. Ride your painted pony let the spinning wheel turn...
a tit for a tat.
Stop copying me.
myron said
I'm sorry, Lucy. I was supposed to lead you all to the White Queen.
oh boy. what a weekend!
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