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A comprehensive list of everyone who has spotted the Shorter, Fatter Version of Scott Peterson
- John Reid (August 23,2016) **MOLLUSK AWARD**
- Tom Weingard (June 4, 2012) **DARK CHOCOLATE MOLLUSK AWARD** & (FEB 22, 2013) **KEVLAR PORTUGUESE MAN OF WAR AWARD**
- Mig Ponce (Dec 7, 2011) **HOT SHOT CITY MOLLUSK AWARD**
- Diego Guitierrez (Nov 3, 2011) **ROBIN MEADE MOLLUSK AWARD**
- Vince Soliven (September 7, 2011) **ONYX MOLLUSK AWARD**
- ANDY WESTBROCK (April 1, 2022) **ONYX MOLLUSK AWARD**
- Emily Sander (Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Barry F (June 29, 2009) ***JADE MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Matt Spett (June 13)
- Phil Flicklicker (May 24, Sept 25)
- Pat Hanna (May 22)
- Ryan Boblett (Mar 20, May 21) ***GOLD MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Matt Webb (May 21)
- Josh Witherspoon (mid April)
- Michelle Litos (April 26, July 31)
- Emily Kane (Mar 22, Oct 25) ***PLATINUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Jessica Foster (Mar 22, June 18)
- John Carstens (Early Feb 2007)
- Christian Golden (Feb 2007)
- Larry Liss (Feb 21, June 13, June 26)
- Andrew Gall (Feb 21, May 9, July 26, July 27) ***PLATINUM & ADAMANTIUM MOLLUSK AWARD, SMECIAL POLONIUM MOLLUSK AWARD***
- Joe Nudelman (Jan 22)
- Todd Crisman (Jan 19)
- David Estoye (Jan 17, 2007; June 8, 2009)
100 comments:
best post yet!!!!!!!!! wowee!!!!! Pat and Sherry and Jessica's Crack. Whoopie!!!!!!! You musta done this one just for me!!!!!!! Yee haw. I love it!!!! Kisses. Bisu. Bisu. Kiss to David. Kiss to Pat. Kiss to Sherry. Kiss to "The Crack." Noel ain't got nothin' on this. Maybe Josh does, but he's too busy threading the needle all up and down from Pat to Slotkin. Righty-oh! Love ya Davey-bro. More! More! F the interview with me, just show more of this brilliance!!!! BARVO!!! BRAVO!!!!!! Cannes 4 star award winner. A++++ on Ebay. You are a god amongst blooggers. And a g
Shut up, Andrew.
why david, why: http://vimeo.com/173714
now why didn't we ever have that much fun at C-K? it's not too late. Raise the roof! Up! Up!
Pat Nathan lipsynching to late-90s college rock. Way to go! Do it. Pretty please.
and one more thing.
But really. WHy can't you take a compliment David. I really did love what you did with this video and though exagerated slightly, I enjoyed it more than I've enjoyed anything on here in a looong time. Call me Andrew, call me Amy, but just call me. Call me. Interview me! Interview me!
You've been anonyfied! Kentucky-style. You sit with Andrew and the comments will keep coming. You'll see his fingers not doing the typing. DOes he have a co-conspirator, or like I say, is it not him at all. Not him at all. Not him at all..........
CARSTENS!!!! Get back here!!
Monsieur Slotkin, please show us the ways of this fair country. Fries 'R' US.
Josh and Andrea sitting in a tree. D-E-S-I-G-N-E
typing typing typing. raw hide. raw hide.
See! Not Andrew. I proved it. Now let's have you sit with Dean for a few and see if the comments keep coming? Hacohen got many special tricks I say. Let all who stand in my path get in my way!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoopie! Whoopie! If they find me, they'll have to fire me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cubicle or office. Which one am I in? Playing pool or watching TV. Will you ever see me? Darius. Chris. Tom. Pat. Which one is me and which ones is PHAT.
Dope that is.
Swimming pools. Movie stars. Jessica's crack.
Winner for best vocal performance of a Tabletent Reading goes to........ JESSICA'S CRACK. Please stand up. Take a bow. Give a speach. Eat some beans. Play the flute. Dance and toot!!! LOL HAHAHAHAHA Love ya Jessie baby. Love you Estoye man. Love it or leave it is what my dadi always say. Love it or leave it is why Ryan and Brad went to Taco Bell today... Or did that? Questions we may never know the answer to. Oh yeah. Root toot toot to yoooooouuuuuuu who you
why'd you change the screen shot? now it's just vince's mug. a nice sexy mug, but already taken. we want to see some available mug not a taken mug. get with the program jack. get with it dave. don't fall behind chris. take it to the bridge melinda. take it to the bridge.... and walk across. just walk across. steady as can be. wow. look out at that sea. now dave, give me a man or woman who is single and can dANCE CAUSE I GOT ANTS IN MY
estoye-riffic!!!!
cut it out or i'm pulling the plug.
i'd like to draw a cartoon of that plug.
i'd like to eat it.
i'd like to take a photo of it for my portfolio
i'd like to compare it to my toes
february is best.
rockit! rockit bar tonight! going away party! be there or be joel's dinner.
NOW I HAVE SUCCESFULLY PROVEN THAT I AM NOT AMY, ANDREW, OR DEAN. ONLY A COUPLE HUNDRED MORE PEOPLE TO CROSS OFF THE LIST AND THEN YOU'LL KNOW MY TRUE IDENTITY.
Barak Obama?
Write that down.
I win the flowers this week!
Write what down?
isn't it nice to be me.
Yaaay! I don't have to peel grapes today!
I hate sour cream.
she can peel grapes for dean anytime.
tater! tater! alligator.
You want AirTran to really stand out in the marketplace, bring in the ceo's son as an intern and rip off this flash masterpiece
http://www.southwest.com
rapid_rewards/independence07
/independence07.html
be sure to cut and paste the whole thing i wasn't able to keep it as one line. and get TODD CHRISMAN on the line. he's gonna wanna see this.
http://www.southwest.com/rapid_rewards/independence07/independence07.html
dang. can't get the mofo link to work. good luck. it's really worth seeing. that link above. just add
/independence07.html
to the end of it and you should be GOOD TO GO ... like ryan and brad
david, will you fiance let you go on a date with me if i promise to bring flowers?
i promise to only charge for one hour.
getting rich off the ck bank while spending all day on this blog blog tank. boooyaaaaaaaa we know how to rock it! junior teams do the work. oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! take'n it to the next level. and above. ROCK HARD!!!! Boom shaka. Noel gotta love this one!
write it down? write it down?
WHO IS THIS??????????????? Peter?
No, Emily Sander, I cannot date you.
no. it's ayana.
http://www.broadcaster.com/video/player.php?clip=8086&email=1
Cafe Kriv but that ain't who i is. no Peter K. Just a Peter in the Creative day. Ha Ha Hey!!!!!!!! Peter piper for those who remember. GI Joe for those who too slow. GOtta love it CK Old School. Rock Da House with the Block Da Mouse. Mel and Larry go hefty with the jungle. Bill is so well in DOW that he got nothing on that iPhone. Nothing. Nothing but respekt and chill cool dow-ism. He dam man with dam plan even if right wing too much for this hot stuff season but president or not he got the special oozing spot to drink the monster rock beverage of the cool clue grand master flash master chrisman estoye rumble maker!!!!!! take me to the bridge. but don't let me jump! ride the bull. toast the fool. drink it with vodka and olive. but not olive juice. no no juice. DOWism PETER creative man this is gonna give me away.
Bill?
Emily?
Chris?
Ryan?
Daisy?
This all started shortly after Witherspoon arrived.
Good point.
But this guy knows some old stuff too.
Good pooint.
Larry is this you?
You got me. Cold and hard catch. Red handed and all. Just one problem. It's not me!!!! LOL hahahahaha
Write that down!
Leave me alone.
!
I just went into chicken bucket and it smelled like fart.
f
write it down. is that all you can say? puleez. lame that you haven't figured me out yet today.
you know you want to.
just don't put it on your time sheet.
ti-i-i-me is on my mind. yes it is. ti-i-i-me is on my mind. yes it is. and yo-o-o-ew know me now. better than that. i-i-i-i love jessica's crack.
Mick Jagger?
michelle. his bell. she is so nice and so very swell. michelle his bell. she does the best work in the agency. or maybe not. she does not need to know by now the truth of the way we say the things we do but you and i know true. oh we know true. michelle. my bell. oh no now i promise i won't tell. oh my michelle. he loves you he loves you he loves you. all the time. from heinz to hearth to this and that i know i don't need remind. but this time. john wins. john's the best and everyone knows it. oh yes john wins. john cartons i love him so greatly. he is the best. he wins and gives it all to those who feel the crest. the crest. the crest. it is falling. all over christian's ears. because he is so great and good and we all know the truth in his genius. he is. so smart. probably the smartest guy in the office. oh in the office. he's the smartest. the smartest. the smartest oh i just used bold. now i know i can use html or so i'm told. these comments will take on a new life now that i know what to do. but why can't i just let my commenting days be through. why oh why...
Sting.
Mick Jagger is my uncle.
I thought a monkey was your uncle.
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http://www.esa.int/esaCP/SEMAJPXXV2F_Life_0.html
you got me! {smack} {kiss} {kiss}
Twenty more comments until somebody wins a free lunch with David Estoye. Who's it gonna be? Will we get that high? Oh me oh me oh my.
Yaaaay!
Look outside the department. It's not Ayana! Shoot. I've already said too much. Over and out. This message will self destruct. NOT! LOL HAHAHAHA
NOT!
I am Ayana!
I'm not Ayana!
I am Ayana!
I'm not Ayana!
I wanna Ayana!
I got my Ayana!
I am Ayana!
I'm not Ayana!
I M Ayana
I M NOTE AYANA!
"break it up. break it up."
Art buyer's love potatoes.
Oh yeah they do.
98th comment on this post. Not a miracle. Not a milestone. But pretty soon someone is going to win a lunch on David Estoye!
The next person to comment will be the 100th commentor. That person will get lunch TOMORROW with Davey Estoye. And we want to see pictures on this site to prove it!!!!! Let's do it! See who wins. I'm spinning the wheel. What will they eat? Veal? Cornmeal? Pizza? Pop? Turkey? Turkey! Turkey! AND THE WINNER IS>.............
dog balls.
Yeah, that wasn't me. Jessica writes that. So does Mel.
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