The EADJ Fiverr Experiment: A Major Setback

Hey, remember yesterday when we were so excited for someone to guest write a blog entry for us? Well, it's already a bust.

"Report me"?! For what? So not only does this person back out of the deal, she feels like she needs to report me for some reason. Mind you, there was nothing about my original communication that warranted any reporting. My only guess is that she was somehow offended by the name of the blog. Maybe she has a boyfriend or husband named Joel. Maybe she can't handle the challenge of writing an Ugly Andrew Gall from scratch. 

Shoot. Thanks for nothing.

The EADJ Fiverr Experiment: IN MOTION!

We are happy to report that we've pulled the trigger and have paid Fiverr user faswaldo to write an entry for our blog. Because sending $110 to some random stranger who takes photos standing in the middle of a street is a sound investment.

Stay tuned for whatever she comes up with!

Coming Soon: The Fiverr Experiment

On Fiverr I came across this person who will WRITE FOR YOUR BLOG for a hundo. Sure, why not? Eat A Dick Joel needs some new blood for its stupidity. Plus, maybe she might be excited to write for a 12 year old blog full of butt jokes and poor Photoshop.

Stay tuned for the correspondence and lead-up to her EADJ entry.

Twitter's Least Used Hashtags: First Week of October

I hate Twitter. You hate Twitter. So why are so many assholes still on Twitter? Because WE ARE ALL ASSHOLES. Here are some underused hashtags for your Twitter rants, assholes:

#babyabs

#molesties

#earwaxcandlelitdinner

#MicrosoftUpdaterRULES

#shewantedchildsupportLOL

#killingmesoftlywithhisknife

#blackpeopleinLordoftheRings

#AreyouthereVishnu?it'smeMotiwala

#smellingmyfingeraftershakingNatalieMerchant'shand

Some All New Benefits That Come With An AMC Stubs Rewards Membership

AMC has updated their rewards program so that current and new members can enjoy even more at their next trip to the theatre! Members, show your Stubs Rewards card, fob, or ankle bracelet to collect these new awesome rewards:

• Any movie that stars Kevin Spacey is now free

• Free Netflix membership for some reason

• Permission to use the fire exit to go out for a smoke and come back

• Jerry the manager will guess your bra size by handling your tits

• Free charger for your phone (2012 Kyocera Hydro C5170 model only)

• Flu shot for only $2

• Extra four pairs of 3D glasses if you're a spider

• Free racial sensitivity seminar

• AMC Stubs Movie Pants for people with diarrhea

• Ability to vote in 4 states simultaneously in all elections

• Free kidney in every jumbo soda

• Free oral sex for the deaf

• Free 3-day old Edible Arrangement

UAG

Copier Tray Was Crabby.

Copier Tray was crabby.

Floor Sweeper expressed sympathy.

Wii Remotes and Console didn't care.

Trashcan Choirboy sang a song in a corner.

Urinal Drain enjoyed the smell of it all.

The two Railroad Signal Brothers were shocked.

Ivy Gorilla tried to leave.

Doofus Windows looked on in disbelief.

Streetlight couldn't care less.

Lightbulbs In A Cup tweet its outrage.

Home Security Cameras said, "Oooooo girl..."

Building thought about its glory days in 1980.

Cardboard Box Pile shouted at itself.

Popcorn Bag waited for his turn to speak.