Twitter's Least Used Hashtags: First Week of October

I hate Twitter. You hate Twitter. So why are so many assholes still on Twitter? Because WE ARE ALL ASSHOLES. Here are some underused hashtags for your Twitter rants, assholes:

#babyabs

#molesties

#earwaxcandlelitdinner

#MicrosoftUpdaterRULES

#shewantedchildsupportLOL

#killingmesoftlywithhisknife

#blackpeopleinLordoftheRings

#AreyouthereVishnu?it'smeMotiwala

#smellingmyfingeraftershakingNatalieMerchant'shand