AMC has updated their rewards program so that current and new members can enjoy even more at their next trip to the theatre! Members, show your Stubs Rewards card, fob, or ankle bracelet to collect these new awesome rewards:
• Any movie that stars Kevin Spacey is now free
• Free Netflix membership for some reason
• Permission to use the fire exit to go out for a smoke and come back
• Jerry the manager will guess your bra size by handling your tits
• Free charger for your phone (2012 Kyocera Hydro C5170 model only)
• Flu shot for only $2
• Extra four pairs of 3D glasses if you're a spider
• Free racial sensitivity seminar
• AMC Stubs Movie Pants for people with diarrhea
• Ability to vote in 4 states simultaneously in all elections
• Free kidney in every jumbo soda
• Free oral sex for the deaf
• Free 3-day old Edible Arrangement
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