An Imagined Conversation: Things the Photographer Said To the Models of Depend Packaging

The following are things the photographer probably told the Depend undergarment models during the photoshoot:

"Okay, now give me DryShield! Give me Odorblock! Yes! Yes!"

"That's it. Now lift your chin and point it in the same direction as your bulge. Perfect!"

"Slay, king! Give me more! You're gonna be on the XL packaging, you know! Act like it!"

"Okay, now look like you've walked in on your fiancée who found your Depends and you're not a little turned on by that. Yes! EXACTLY that expression!"

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from Vince via text:

"Apparently, we still have Cell South. PR."

EADJ will continue its exclusive coverage of Cramer-Krasselt's Annual Mandatory Financial Presentation Where They Give Out Like $105 Instead Of A Real Christmas Bonus Party as it develops.