"Let Us Realize The Arc of the Moral Universe Is Long, But It Bends Toward Pathmark."

Here we catch a shitty shopper in the act dropping some random merchandise:

Sausalito, CA Isn't Known For Its Irony

So I'm guessing that this wasn't put up as someone's idea of a goddamned joke.

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UPDATE: Nope, nothing new yet.

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Ayana and Jessica make fun of a honking big portrait. Like, Stalin-big.

Stay tuned for more of their bridal adventures!

Maybe It's a Cultural Thing...

Regular EADJ readers may remember a January 7 entry where we found some weird framed signs in a restaurant toilet. It looked like this:


Which is fine, but something I thought was an isolated incident. Nope.

Found elsewhere in Brooklyn:


And in Manhattan:


Somehow a warning against throwing paper in the toilet warrants a stylish wooden frame in these parts. Am I in some alternate 'I Love Country' universe or something? What are your theories?

Shit, Maybe It's a Cultural Thing.

You might remember a January entry where a restaurant put an ad for mofongo in a picture frame in the toilet. So I found another bathroom in Brooklyn where they put regular signage and an ad for food in a classy frame.



I really don't get it. Unless I ran into the can before even sitting down at a table, I'm pretty sure I would've ordered already, so I don't need to consider the "Three Course Prix Fixe Dinner For $23.00" at this juncture. That's just a bad media buy. I just want to wash the pee off my fingers, please.

And yes, I peed with the seat down. I'm a bad person.

Hello From Times Square!

(pictured above, I am a terrible, terrible person)