Burning Questions For the Lady in the "Find a Soulmate From Philippines" Banner Ad

1) Are you okay?

2) No, seriously, you look very uncomfortable sitting like that.

3) Does it hurt to sit square on that chair? Do you have hemorrhoids? 

4) Perhaps the chair itself is too hard. Do you need a cushion or one of those inflatable donuts?

5) You seem like you're waiting for someone. Perhaps your proctologist?

6) If you're not waiting for someone else, would it be okay if I took that extra chair? Thanks.

6 Lies Told By The Ron Kim For New York State Assembly Flyer

1) Ron Kim doesn't actually have a white peach fuzz mustache- that's a crease on the flyer.

2) Governor Andrew Cuomo's entire quote was actually "We need Ron Kim in Albany like we need a snapping turtle in a bidet."

3) Ron Kim has actually never met Betty Crocker.

4) Ron Kim discusses but only pretends to care about procedural cop dramas like "CSI" and "Law and Order" with elderly white people.

5) Ron Kim's administrative assistant Darla doesn't normally use the "suck it" gesture during briefings.

6) Although Ron Kim has secured millions of dollars in funding for our schools and senior centers, he specifically said "To hell with hospitals. Fuck 'em with a rubber dick." (Source: Reuters)

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Spotted In South Carolina

Something you typically see in South Carolina:

An Estoye Family Tradition

So for four years in a row now, the Estoye family has made it a grand Christmas tradition to not cook and go eat at Denny's instead. (Yeah, I know it's like two months late for this post, but I just had to get that Intimate Agony movie review out ASAP.) We've consistently picked Denny's for the value, the prices, and the great prices we get on value. Plus if you've ever seen the inside of my parents' fridge, you'd not want to eat there, either.