1) Ron Kim doesn't actually have a white peach fuzz mustache- that's a crease on the flyer.
2) Governor Andrew Cuomo's entire quote was actually "We need Ron Kim in Albany like we need a snapping turtle in a bidet."
3) Ron Kim has actually never met Betty Crocker.
4) Ron Kim discusses but only pretends to care about procedural cop dramas like "CSI" and "Law and Order" with elderly white people.
5) Ron Kim's administrative assistant Darla doesn't normally use the "suck it" gesture during briefings.
6) Although Ron Kim has secured millions of dollars in funding for our schools and senior centers, he specifically said "To hell with hospitals. Fuck 'em with a rubber dick." (Source: Reuters)
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