1) Are you okay?
2) No, seriously, you look very uncomfortable sitting like that.
3) Does it hurt to sit square on that chair? Do you have hemorrhoids?
4) Perhaps the chair itself is too hard. Do you need a cushion or one of those inflatable donuts?
5) You seem like you're waiting for someone. Perhaps your proctologist?
6) If you're not waiting for someone else, would it be okay if I took that extra chair? Thanks.
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