Whatsoever You Do To The Least of My Pathmark...

More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Watched

"No, I'm not Aquaman in this one."

"Stop swimming away from me, Josh! I love you because your MY SON, dammit!"

"Nope. I'm not Aquaman in this, either. Sorry."

"Are we gonna just stand here or are we gonna start shoo..."

*Gets shot*

*Incoherent mumbling followed by sudden, high-pitched shouting.*

"Oh Dad!"

The uncles were pissed that someone used all the razors to shave their legs.

"See, this is precisely why I avoid Times Square. It's only full of tourists and easy children's clue quests."

It's Time Once Again To Say Goodbye To Shit That Advertisers Want You To Say Goodbye To

Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Good bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! 

A Quick Reminder From the Transportation Security Administration

Never, ever leave your cheese puffs unattended at an airport.

The Confused NYC Tourists

Pekka: Helmi!

Helmi: What, Pekka?

Pekka: Now I am confused.

Helmi: Why are you experiencing the confusion?

Pekka: Well, not only do the streets of America flow the different way that we have accustomed to, but the street signs trick me when I drive in the Manhattan. I regret the rental automobile that we getted.

Helmi: Where is my wallet?

Pekka: And when we drive from West Side Highway to the Meatpacking Area, I follow the signs like the policeman tell me to, but then old ladies all over windshield!

Helmi: Pekka, it is not normal to drive on sidewalk.

Pekka: But I follow traffic rules. And still, old lady begging for life on hood of car! Helmi, take another photograph in case I find arrest by policemen.

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