Fiverr Comes Through Yet Again

You may remember an earlier post about Fiverr, and I considered getting an EADJ brutal death metal logo. Well, here it is.

A brutal death metal logo to go with my Eat A Dick Joel metal scream? Yes please!

And within a few days, I got my glorious EADJ metal logo:

Illegible and definitely not huggable! BRUTAL!

Here Are Your Timesheets For Oct 29, 2018

Hello this Esmerelda from clean your office.

CEO Bailey tell me to remind everyone to put trash cans out from under desk so I and Maria can empty them. Also I spose to tell you do time sheet or else nobody get pay. Is important he say.

Here are job number:

535015: Knocking on George McFly's forehead

190130: Holding redacted documents to the light to read what's crossed out

772942: Trying to find the dollar symbol to type "KE$HA"

621222: Feeding the trolls

375885: Making enough of the "jack off" sign so Robert can see but Bailey can't

001237: Looking up "Enuff Z'nuff" on Wikipedia to educate yourself

463464: Spooning with a boner

711713: Returning these goddamn Zappo shoes to goddamn Zappo a third goddamn time because they still don't goddamn fit

228144: Sticking a plunger down your plunging neckline

So How Did Tara Do?

"Vipers" was bad. I think everyone involved in the entire pre-production, production, post-production, and marketing of the film knew that. It was never going to run against "Albert Nobbs" or "The Tree of Life," and its premise was about as unremarkable as its main star, a still-pretty but past-her-prime, C-level actress who can't really act. So I went into this one with low expectations and found that it was actually pretty fun making fun of it.

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For that reason alone I placed "Vipers" in the more favorable half of the EADJ Crappinuum. The movie-watching experience was actually not like shoving pine cones in my butthole or stabbing my eye sockets with steak knives. Or stabbing my butthole with steak cones. What is the matter with me.

A Tribute.