Yes, this is a big venue. But the size of the crowd shouldn't keep me from doing my job. HEY YOU, NO GLASS CONTAINERS ON THE GRASS! Let's keep an eye on the troublemakers and make sure the puns aren't too out of line, shall we?
Okay, that's a bit of a groaner. But it's a bold move to make an abortion joke. I'll allow it.
Rum-Ball. Ugh. That's not too good. Gonna have to kick them out next time they act up.
HEY SUBWAY! That's no way to behave in the pit! You're outta here!
I don't know who you are, but "GNAT A PROBLEM" is an awful pun and strictly forbidden at this venue as stated on your ticket, so you're OUT. OUT!
STOP THE SHOW! EVACUATE THE PREMISES! GET THE TALENT OFF THE STAGE! EVERYONE IS IN DANGER HERE! OUT! OUT! OUT!
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