Let's Buy Up All the Rare Copies of the EADJ Mail Sack!

Submitted by Mig: Meta AI thinks a dumb chat he saved as his profile pic would make for a great tattoo.

Shit. Maybe it would.

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes...

Pictured below: A banner for Secret Body Spray: 

Pits, Underboobs, Privates, Feet.

Coincidentally, these four areas are where inmates in women's prisons are searched for weapons.

These could also be the nicknames of four female mafia enforcers.

Sofia "Pits" Scapelli

Lucia "Underboobs" Russo

Viola "Privates" Barbieri

Ginevra "Feet" De Luca

The ProofrEADJer, New Year Edition

My First Reaction Upon Seeing This Temu Ad:

A New Entry To A Very Old Bit

Pictured below, the Way Older, Bald, Mustachoed Version of Scott Peterson

Welcome, W.O.B.M.V.O.S.P.!

Spotted On My Spotify

Three very good listening options.

An Imagined Conversation.

"What do you call those helicopter things?"
"Helicopter things?"
"Those helicopter seeds."
"I'm not sure what you're talking about."
"I'm talking about those seeds that twirl like helicopters when they fall from trees."
"You mean sycamore seeds?"
"Yeah, that's it."
"Why do you ask?"
"No reason."

EADJ Q&A

Question: David, now that you've moved to Maplewood, New Jersey, is shopping at the Pathmark there any different from the one in Brooklyn?

Answer:

Let's Open the EADJ Mail Sa...HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT IS THAT?

from Vince, a Goatse cake: