Great job landing your first movie role, kid. But before you begin "performing" for the camera, you're going to need to tell our producers what your alias–aka porn name–is going to be. Keep in mind some of the best, most memorable porn handles have been taken already. But don't worry– we have a few unused ones lying around that you're welcome to. Be warned, though– they're pretty terrible.
Him
Beau Geste
Cumpanion Cube
Ben Ghazi
Dong Cornelius
Harold Asscrack
Shane ToMyParents
Warren G. Throbbing
Her
Lauren Ipsum
Teri Yaki
Nicorette
Bessie Mae Mucho
Bézier Curves
Lapdance Lazuli
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