Wednesday, February 12, 2020

6 Lies Told By The San Francisco Dungeon Brochure


Here are 6 lies told by the San Francisco Dungeon located at Fisherman's Wharf:


1. We will only chain your feet on the rides if you're really into it.


2. The Descent is exactly what it sounds like. 8 steps down a staircase.

3. "Miss Piggott" doesn't actually work here. She's just a patron who gets way too into the horror thing and we've been too embarrassed for the last few years to ask her to leave.

4. "Chinatown Plague Street" might not have been the most PC attraction, considering the latest worldwide pandemic events.

5. And maybe making light of human trafficking wasn't a good call, either. Who made these decisions?!

6. "Anyone under the age of 16 must be accompanied by a PAYING adult." Which means you kids can't just ask that guy who jumps out of bushes to scare tourists to come with you.


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