Pointing out the lies of a government agency is usually the realm of conspiracy nuts and fat militia bunker dipshits, but we decided to give it a go.
1) That girl doesn't really want a burger. She simply wants to make her Dad look bad in front of his friends by berating him. Who does she think she is.
2) Not real corn. Fake corn. Pseudo corn. Lies on the cob.
3) The dad's smile barely hides his contempt for the daughter. She's the reason they didn't go backpacking that year in Portugal. Fucking kid.
4) That chicken breast wasn't fully cooked. Grandma will eat that one.
5) When it was alive, that wasn't just "fish"; that salmon had dreams, joys... it had a name. It was Greg.
6) Aren't safe cooking temperatures pointless if you're cooking quiche for dinner? Who cares about living at that point?
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