Yet Another List of Things That Are Objectively Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Previous Ariana-related entries here.

Ariana Grande has meticulously crafted her public persona as an adorable, dimpled songstress. We do admit she is pretty cute in every photo she takes, but here we respectfully offer a list of things that are undeniably cuter than she:

• Upholstered dollhouse furniture

• Speed date jitters

• Flowers made from frosting on cakes

• Animal emojis

• Pompoms on socks

• Any drawing of the tooth fairy

• Chewbacca's son Lumpy

• Jingle bell bracelets

• Alligators with galoshes on their feet

• Cartoon raccoons

Brick Building Was Feeling Alright

Brick Building was feeling alright (submitted by Andrew Gall).

Prius Door Handles were, too.

Breast Pump was shocked.

Production Truck was furious for some reason.

IHOP Pineapple Slice was bummed.

Serving Table felt absolutely grouchy.

Police Barricade Bracket was distraught and on the street.

Brown Roller didn't care and just wanted to get out of there.