Howdy all! Shep the window washer here. Jus' wanted to let you all know that my crew and I will be servicing all windows on the east side today, so don't get upset if we block the sunrise! That's a joke!
Anyhoo, your CEO had asked me to remind y'all to fill out your timesheets by end of day TODAY, otherwise your company won't be able to pay you or their bills and soon I'll be peering in on a whole different set of employees! That's also a joke!
Anyways, enough horsing around. Here are the job numbers for you good people:
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44928: Making lemonade back into lemons
02124: Snitching on Shanekwa
56640: Slipping that handsome TSA agent a love note
31318: FaceTiming with the Lord
93200: Explaining to someone that you can't type "Flavortown" into the GPS
33818: Finding tights to match your sexy Foghorn Legcorn costume
59153: Getting wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
00382: Falling asleep in the Lincoln Memorial's lap
68385: Cursing loudly at the Hallmark Store
94661: Trying to pick out Peter Cetera in old Chicago footage
75774: Checkmating Chewbacca; getting arms torn off
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