Thursday, August 22, 2019

Yet More Unused, Terrible Porn Names


Wanna have a lucrative and long-lasting career in the porn industry? Well, first you're going to need a memorable alias– aka a new porn name. Most of the good ones are taken, but we scrounged up a few that were lying around because they're terrible, but help yourself:

HER:

Alopecia
Crotchtina Vibram
B. Donna Bratt
Amber Crombie & Fist
Jill Dough


HIM:

Helmut Polisher
Halal Kabobs
Hamster Dan
Otto Correct
Kidd Proquo

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