Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain Why Has His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs

"Uggh... I'm so glad you asked... *gah* It's... uh... a pretty funny story, actually.... *ACK!* You see, what happens was... (gags) uh... ah.... I was originally supposed to... (muffled) eh... no... wait. I was... originally... OWW!.. originally sup... *TAH! TAH! TAH!*...." (dies)