Things To Watch Out For When Buying a Justice League-Branded Pen

Zack Snyder's mediocre Justice League movie has come and gone, but its merchandising slug trail remains. But if you're keen on purchasing a Justice League 888 Infinite Collection pen from the Swiss  company Caran d’Ache, you're in luck. But here are some pros and cons of buying one of these expensive writing tools ($9.99/each):

Hero Pen: The Flash

Pros: Pop the button, and the nib instantly appears!

Cons: Runs out of ink fast

Hero Pen: Superman

Pros: Almost indestructible

Cons: Quits after three movies

Hero Pen: Wonder Woman

Pros: Survives for decades

Cons: Doesn't have pockets to store

Hero Pen: Aquaman

Pros: Waterproof

Cons: Pointless

Hero Pen: Batman

Pros: Writes nice and dark

Cons: Cannot physically draw a smiley face

Hero Pen: Cyborg

Pros: Lots of working mechanical parts

Cons: Cries like a mangled teenager