Thursday, April 25, 2019

Here Are Your Job Numbers For April 25, 2019



Hello

This is the temp Hal. I've been fuckin asked to fuckin remind the whole office that fuckin timesheets are due at the end of the day and shit. And you all need to use the latest fuckin job #s or else nobody gets fuckin paid. But I do because the temp agency pays me regardless LOL ðŸ–•

Anyway, here are the job numbers to use. Hal out:



58576: Sybian training

21094: Proving you weren't fondling the Resusci-Annie

50034: Sharing your peach cobbler recipe

91990: Teaching the younger folk how to skank

68931: Revealing spoilers for "The Sixth Sense"

77515: Gaslighting the nation

37912: Searching "feet' on Pornhub

022175: Shitting you

19281: Badmouthing cabbage as a substitute for kale

00313: Doin' the Mess Around per Ray Charles's instructions

52219: Wingin' it at speed dating

39997: Interrupting your daughter's makeup tutorial

83136: Sucking it up


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