From: Jesse Banfort
To: All
Sent: Tuesday, June 20, 2018
Subject: This week's job numbers
Hey there all. This is Jesse B (not Jessie D from shipping!) with this week's job numbers for your timesheet entry.
Please note that these numbers are different from last week's and that you cannot copy/paste your entries from then. Copy/paste on a work computer can compromise the security of your workstation. Please remember and thank you!
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Job numbers:
474890: Wishin'
474891: Hopin'
474892: Thinkin'
474893: Prayin'
474894: Plannin'
4748905: Dreamin' his kisses to start
992368: Inviting Donna to the "gun show"
605511: Having awkward conversation with the IT guy while he de-frags your computer or whatever
023452: Trying to find a more original phrase than "poop chute"
592284: Correcting someone's "Pinky and the Brain" quote
299003: Being the badass to print out Internet recipes on COMPANY PAPER
028499: "Creating buzz" about your dick
868541: Leaving goddamned red ribbons everywhere
420499: Cutting a tight enough hole in some foam board to fuck
102271: Dividing your consolidated debt back into many small irritating debts
700989: Putting on your "good" Tevas for tonight's date
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