Friday, May 11, 2018

A Few More Things That Are Cuter Than Ariana Grande

Previous entries on this subject can be seen here.


For years now, Ariana Grande has presented herself as a dimply, aw-shucks pop songstress that's just as cute as a baby button. But EADJ has a list of 20 things that happen to be cuter than her:

1. Cartoon caterpillars
2. Jane Wiedlin (circa 1989)
3. Otters holding hands while floating
4. A Sanrio version of Snuggles the fabric softener bear
5. Finger sandwiches
6. The Flintstone vitamin of Dino
7. Satin short shorts for American Girl dolls
8. Keith, the host at Olive Garden in San Mateo, California
9. those tiny rubber bands that used to go on people's braces
10. flute solos
11. fat men who can't do somersaults
12. Toffifay
13. Pluto still hanging in there
14. The lowercase letters of the Century Gothic font
15. The tiny island of Tubou in Fiji
16. Minecraft pigs
17. Nightlight bulbs
18. Calling an amputated limb a "boo-boo"
19. Airplane bottles of wine
20. The word "shew"

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