Wednesday, May 16, 2018

An Imagined Conversation


"Tom."
"Yeah?"
"About that new sign out front."
"Great, isn't it?"
"Yeah, it's fine. Quick question, though."
"Yep?"
"Why the 'Blade Runner' font?"
"Excuse me?"
"When you typeset 'EASTGATE LIQUORS', you picked the font from the titles to the movie 'Blade Runner.'"
"I did?"
"Yeah."
"From the original 1982 film or the 2017 sequel?"
"Either. Both."
"Hm. Didn't mean to."
"Yep. That's what you did."
"Well, shit. That explains all the flying cop cars landing on the roof, then."

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