Hello all. Grace from HR here.
The original intent of this email is to notify you all of the new job numbers (see below) that you're supposed to fill out by end of day today so that we can process our billing and we can all get paid.
But the second thing I'd like to discuss with you is the improper language that I've been hearing around the break room and kitchen area. I would urge everyone to stop using the terms "tittyfucking", "dickslapping", "cum dumpster", "blumpkin", "meatspin", "faggotry", "blue waffle", "tubgirl", "queef", "smegma", "sharting", and "no lube ass raping". Also, whoever is posting fake flyers about employee training that direct you to goatse.cx, please stop it.
Here are the job numbers for you animals:
83552: Asking for help with a CapriSun
59925: Getting a case of the giggles
19473: Stinking to high heaven
25825: Asking you about your grandchildren
10023a: Pursing your lips
10023b: Lipping your purse
55725: Applying for a job at Circuit City or Toys Я Us
36332: NOT dropping it like it's hot
85018: Staying friends after the breakup
79123: Renewing your hand modeling contract
60628: Googling how to spell "Matthew McConaughey" YET AGAIN
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