Is that Bob Marley as the Virgin Mary? Is that BIRDMAN as JESUS? Okay... pass.
Nothing more luxurious than owning a private island shaped after your shitty tag from middle school.
Is that BIRDMAN as HITLER?
This is all fine, but who keeps bananas near the tub?
That awkward morning after where you just hope she goes back to her cave.
"No art school training?! You don't say!"
This what it looks like when you shoot a porno at a Picture People studio.
... and still no sign of talent.
Featuring the hit single "So What, No Fuckin' Ziti Now? (ft. Pitbull)"
The wicked enchantress turned the arrogant young prince into a middling rapper, whose curse could only be broken by multiple visits by the lovely and beautiful Spotify.
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