This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness

Is that Bob Marley as the Virgin Mary? Is that BIRDMAN as JESUS? Okay... pass.

Nothing more luxurious than owning a private island shaped after your shitty tag from middle school.

Is that BIRDMAN as HITLER?

This is all fine, but who keeps bananas near the tub?

That awkward morning after where you just hope she goes back to her cave.

"No art school training?! You don't say!"

This what it looks like when you shoot a porno at a Picture People studio.

... and still no sign of talent.

Featuring the hit single "So What, No Fuckin' Ziti Now? (ft. Pitbull)"

The wicked enchantress turned the arrogant young prince into a middling rapper, whose curse could only be broken by multiple visits by the lovely and beautiful Spotify.

The ProofrEADJer, November Edition

Fall Fashion Round-Up

Everybody's in purple. Did Prince die today or something?

Bethany and Craig take a quick stroll around Manhattan to watch the fall leaves before being brutally beaten for $10 in a parking deck.

No wait. Those are actually perfect outfits for shopping at Target.

I happened across this gentleman on the NYC subway. He had a pencil thin mustache and wore a baseball cap like a "rally cap," even though there was no sporting event that day: